Mom Arrested for Posting Pic of Badass Bong-Smoking Baby to Facebook [Parenting]
That right there is a picture of Rachel Stieringer’s baby taking some wicked bong rips. She was arrested for posting the picture on Facebook. More »
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@Adam Frucci: You know you would’ve done it anyway. Admission is the first step towards healing.
Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1
I want to hang out with that dude.
thomriddle
When I was a one year old we had to walk uphill in the snow in order to get our weed. Way to spoil your kids! The arrest in this case is totally righteous.
Hello! My name is Anonymous
@SeraphX2: Hah, my parents did the same thing to me, and I thought of the picture when I saw this article. Only it was a beer can instead of a bottle, and I was wearing a cowboy hat. It was pretty sweet.
People need to lighten up.
unibrow4o9
Hahaha I can’t stop laughing at that. Well, at least he’s not sitting over a plastic trashscan, filled with water, with a makeshift bong made out of a baby bottle. Baby GT bong hits for everyone!
MifuneT
@tw@t: still, kinda of a red flag, no?
srdailey
@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: Maybe you can get high on finger, man.
RustyNeedle
She wasn’t arrested for posting the picture. Posting a picture isn’t a crime. She was arrested for possession of drug paraphernalia.
“And if that isn’t the most amazing goddamned thing your mom could provide for you two decades in advance, I’d love to know what is.”
How about a college savings? Or a car? Or a proper family to grow up in?
This girl is no hero.
Martamius
Whoa, bongs are illegal in the US? I see them for sale whenever I go down to the market. No babies huffing on them mind you.
Adam Yoxall
@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: “she is only dealing with a count of possession of drug paraphernalia”
The article states the reason she’s in trouble.
crimsoneye
@midiac: Really? I guess your “damn scary” equals my “kinda funny”.
unibrow4o9
My friend took pictures of her baby with a fresh batch of poop all over its butt and posted it on Facebook (she has since been added to my hide list) .
I agree with Adam. Once grown up, I’d rather my mom show my friends the bong picture than the poop-pie-in-the-butt one.
On a side note, my mom always shows people pics of me nekkid as a toddler standing about. Isn’t that considered illegal now a days? Whatch out mom, the feds are coming for ya!
BadJoJo
@numo16: Only if someone dies during it.
moonshadowkati
ita just a water pipe, whats so illegal about that?
irfan
There is only one thing better than a baby smoking a bong… She must not be a reader of Gizmodo. Adam, its looks like you lost a good one.
Archie-Tekt
@OMG! Ponies!: Where were you when I was talked into doing that Fleshlight review??
Adam Frucci
Facebook him, Danno!
GoldVrod
4:20
poop-acead
@moonshadowkati: Lifetime?
numo16
A kids sucks on a bong. Looks bad. But who says that this bong was recently in use ? Or that it was ever used ?
And just cause she owns a bong is a reason for an arrest ? wow … priorities are really wrong in Pal Beach
Redwraithvienna
Doesn’t a bong only work when the pot in the bowl is lit? I don’t think that’s possible when junior has his finger stuck in it. Otherwise, where would any smoke come from? Uh oh, baby playing with acrylic tube. Call the popo.
Ok, yes it’s still a bong. Nonetheless, from what I’m seeing, nothing is lit.
Edit: After actually reading the article I can see that it was staged (duh). You guys should’ve seen when this picture was posted on Jezebel (yeah I post there, so what), and people were all up in arms about how the baby is endangered.
Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1
Free legal advice:
Before posting anything online, stop and think “Will this get me in trouble?”
Put another way, don’t post anything that you wouldn’t want printed on the front page of the newspaper. Or don’t post anything that you would be ashamed of your mother seeing.
OMG! Ponies!
@shooter: I’d settle for an IQ test.
EBone
The four year old Phillies alcoholic is probably tying off right now to stay ahead of the competition.
2nd White Line
I just want to bring this tag back:
#legalizetobacco
Dave
you shouldn’t get arrested for posting a picture. i mean, it could totally be Photoshop.
tw@t
@The world will know squalor.: Oh hey, you got your star. You deserve it.
NuevoLeon
I’m going to be flat out honest. I’m moving to Colorado just because it’s decriminalized there.
Sit down on my couch, roll a J and read some Jung.
poop-acead
Poor kid’s gonna grow up to be all creative and laid back.
Fuckin terrible.
Bucky Rodgers
@The world will know squalor.: TLC already has the rights. it’s on right after “i didn’t know i was pregnant, i just thought i had to shit really bad.”
srdailey
Education.
Charl0
I think the only thing that would be more amazing at 22 is a follow up shot of the crazy stuff you did as a 1-year-old stoned kid.
SkelatorDan
@Damn the Fanboys: It’s funny how it’s only slightly pixelated, so you can still see it pretty clearly.
MarcusMaximus
beats the crap out of my baby pics.
rte148
@Richard Blakeley: Yeah.. good job, guys.
OMG! British Dinosaur!
Further proof that some humans should have licenses before being allowed to breed.
shooter
@Damn the Fanboys: Or Drew Carrey.
Charliehorse
@Richard Blakeley: “Budding scholar,” too. Cute, Frooch. Cute.
multiplex10cinemas
Haha. I’m totally going to make my 3 year old say “Maui Wowie” when I get home.
xaronax
@Richard Blakeley: Good eye.
CommentingpointlesslyisMeh
Just damn scary. Just plain sad and pathetic.
midiac
My parents had/have one of me drinking out of an empty beer bottle.
Of course, Facebook didn’t exist then. Though, I’m quite sure they still wouldn’t have posted it.
SeraphX2
@The world will know squalor.: If not MTV, someone will.
moonshadowkati
I’ll send in the pics my mom snapped of me holding a beer when I was young
I’ll show her.
Bucky Rodgers
Amen to the last paragraph. Amen.
nikankwon
Posted at 4:20, nice.
Also you’re right, this kid will now forever be the “Facebook Bong Baby” and there will be updates on him for years, like the naked swimming Nirvana baby…
Richard Blakeley
How long before MTV offers her a show? Teen Moms Who Lost Custody of Their Children for Being Dumb but Want to Win Their Children Back
The world will know squalor.
Is there any point to pixelating the baby’s face? They all look like Winston Churchill…..
Damn the Fanboys
I… uhh… wow.
moonshadowkati
Can you have glaucoma at 6 months?
mr_mr